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Between my legs by anon

A few weeks ago I was experiencing a significant amount of pain and I started to pee blood. Ouch. I rushed to the doctor at 2 in the morning. He diagnosed me with a urinary tract infection caused by E. coli. The doctor treated me with antibiotics which caused me to develop a yeast infection. Ick. The yeast infection has lasted about two weeks now even though I have been treated with double the regular dose of Diflucan. Now I am using the over-the-counter creams. Gross. To top it off, I'm on my period. Ew.

Avatar anon *
01-07-10 14:31
Incognito
That is gross, you should get the whole assembly plastered over.
Avatar camabar
01-07-10 14:33
If you say so.
Ugh, that sounds so unpleasant. I'm sorry :(
Avatar sara *
01-07-10 14:43
clickity clack
Eeeugh, what a horrible combination.
Avatar prudence *
01-07-10 15:01
I think a doctor is in order. Sounds like some serious plumbing and piping issues.
Avatar camabar
01-07-10 15:03
If you say so.
Yeah, you should go see a doctor to see what can be done to help the situation :(
Avatar basicallydreamin
01-07-10 15:07
i heart the office.
wow. i've had a uti before.... but never like THAT. hope you feel better soon :(
Avatar anon *
01-08-10 08:05
Incognito
All you need is an ectopic pregnancy masquerading as your menstrual cycle and an STI and you'd win the award for "The Worst Thing That Happened to my Genitals" of 2009. Or are you defending your position for the 2010 vote?
Avatar anon *
01-08-10 08:23
Incognito
Stop shoving random things up your vajay and this wouldn't happen.
Avatar camabar
01-08-10 10:43
If you say so.
I like people that make pointless and non-serious assumptions that aren't even funny to begin with. They're cool.
Avatar unfathomablej
01-08-10 10:50
scholar of China
Yeah, obviously this is the fault of the guy the author is seeing who secretly likes to fuck ground beef.
Avatar catchfishwithhan
01-08-10 14:07
A Day In The Life
ijobuby
Avatar yourworstenemy *
01-08-10 14:40
Your Best Friend
i had a similar problem. turned out to be a food allergy to gluten...

i recommend trying some or all of the following:

-NO scratching
-wear cotton underwear
-keep it dry and clean down there
-no tampons for a while
- drink plenty of water
- avoid sugar and excessive carbs
-try to relax or distract yourself because stress exacerbates the problem
- if all else fails, see a specialist and you might want to explore other allergies (food, detergent, etc)
Avatar a1rose
01-08-10 14:58
Adrienne
Oh man, that sounds terrible! Good luck with your situation girl!
Avatar jonnyb
01-09-10 01:18
elowel user
FTW unfathomable.
Avatar unfathomablej
01-09-10 16:28
scholar of China
FTW is just WTF backwards.
Avatar chucho *
01-09-10 17:45
Food for thought
Yes. Which is why it means "Fuck the what".
Avatar jonnyb
01-10-10 08:33
elowel user
For the win, savvy?
Avatar camabar
01-10-10 11:30
If you say so.
Yeah. . . for the win, mos def.
Avatar peena
01-10-10 20:01
OogaBooga
ahhh, that sounds like the suckiest thing ever. i really hope everything gets better down there!
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